The Pastor’s Wife and Obama

Published on: 22nd June, 2009

How’s this for apocalyptic literature. This was written by a pastor’s wife
> in biblical prose as a commentary of current events. It’s really good.
>
> Written by a Pastor’s Wife and it is Brilliant
>
> And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of
> the land called America , having lost their morals, their initiative,
> and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme
> Leader that person known as “The One”. He emerged from the vapors
> with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people
> telling them, “I am sent to save you. My lack of experience, my
> questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil
> doers are of no consequence. For I shall save you with Hope and
> Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who
> preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he
> has built must be destroyed.” And the people rejoiced, for even
> though they knew not what “The One” would do, he had promised that it
> was good; and they believed. And “The One” said “We live in the
> greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!”
> And the people said, “Hallelujah!! Change is good!”
>
> Then He said, “We are going to tax the rich fat-cats.” And the
> people said “Sock it to them!” “And redistribute their wealth.” And
> the people said, “Show us the money!”
>
> And then He said, “Redistribution of wealth is good for
> everybody” And Joe the plumber asked, “Are you kidding me? You’re
> going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??” And “The One”
> ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe’s personal records were hacked and
> publicized. One lone reporter asked, “Isn’t that Marxist policy?” And
> she was banished from the kingdom!
>
> Then a citizen asked, “With no foreign relations experience and
> having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with
> radical terrorists?” And “The One” said, “Simple. I shall sit with
> them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and
> they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!” And the
> people said, “Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our
> weapons into free cars for the people!”
>
> Then “The One” said, “I shall give 95% of you lower taxes.” And
> one, lone voice said, “But 40% of us don’t pay ANY taxes.” So “The
> One” said, “Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats
> pay!” And the people said, “Hallelujah!! Show us the money!”
>
> Then “The One” said, “I shall tax your Capital Gains when you
> sell your homes!” And the people yawned and the slumping housing
> market collapsed.
> And He said, “I shall mandate employer- funded health care for
> EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every
> person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the
> clinics.” And the people said, “Give me some of that!”
>
> Then he said, “I shall penalize employers who ship jobs
> overseas.” And the people said, “Where’s my rebate check?”
>
> Then “The One” said, “I shall bankrupt the coal industry and
> electricity rates will skyrocket!” And the people said, “Coal is
> dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don’t care for that part
> about higher electric rates.” So “The One” said, “Not to worry. If
> your rebate isn’t enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you
> out. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!”
>
> Then He said, “Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted.
> Let’s grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free
> lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed
> housing…” And the people said, “Hallelujah!!” And they made him King!
>
> And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs
> and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers.
> Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank
> like unto a rock dropped from a cliff. The banking industry was
> destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people
> were without a means of support.
>
> Then “The One” said, “I am the “The One” – The Messiah – and I’m
> here to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will
> have enough!” But our foreign trading partners said unto Him, “Wait
> a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will
> have to pay more…” And the people said, “Wait a minute. That is
> unfair!!” And the world said, “Neither are these other idiotic
> programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and
> a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!”
>
> And the people cried out, “Alas, alas!! What have we done?” But
> yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon “The One” and spat
> upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty
> nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance
> or shelter or hope. And the Change “The One” had given them was as
> like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that
> consumed all that they had built. And the people beat their chests
> in despair and cried out in anguish, “Give us back our nation and our
> pride and our hope!!” But it was too late, and their homeland was no
> more.

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